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auditor

Creature of the night, that survives daily through consumption of 20 cups of coffee.
T is a damn good auditor.
by Pace2001 May 13, 2005
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Auditorium

Noun; a place where there are no security cameras so sexual pleasures can be performed
Alec and Charlie went to the auditorium and made a mess!
by B McD June 2, 2016
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audiothreat

audiothreat is a friendly user on TikTokヽ(≧∀≦)ノ they have 1083 followers (for now) on TikTok.
Very funny account haha!
They use she/him/they/ghost pronouns :3
And they’re pansexual! (゚▽゚*)

Fun fact: they have a discord server! Go join it (^^)
Me: Hey have you heard of audiothreat on TikTok?

Y/n: no? Who are they?
Me: They’re one of my favorite mutuals of course! Go follow them!! (⁎˃ᴗ˂⁎)
by NobodyGivesAfuck July 20, 2021
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auditory sex

dude, that slut just got a cum shot right in the ear, during auditory sex!
by fucksoid February 17, 2005
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auditory rape

I was a victim of auditory rape. My wife made me listen to Justin Bieber.
by dingurt March 4, 2011
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auditurrets

A disorder that affects corporate America whereby the person suffering will, during an audit, blurt out unnecessary information to an auditor to show that they have complete knowledge of any and all related (or unrelated) subject matter. Instead of answering a question posed by an auditor with a one or two word answer, the person suffering from the disease will explain in lengthy detail any related process thereby making the auditor more suspicious and causing more audit work.
Auditor: How many times did Bill go on travel this year?

Correct Answer: Two.

Auditurrets Answer: Well, he took 12 trip and we paid for all of those trips at first, but once we found out he took his boyfriend to work on the job in Hawaii, we started realizing that we shouldn't have been paying for all of those trips and so we conducted our own internal audit where we found that Bill was not the only one that had been using company funds to pay for family trips so we had to go back and adjust our rates to make up for all of the things we missed on the first time around, but needless to say this situation has been corrected now and we've got it all back under control because we've created an addendum to the travel policy to make sure that it's clear that you cannot take family members or other friends on travel, well, that we will pay for... So I guess they could still take them on travel to the same spot, but we wouldn't pay for it this time. Anyway, after everything was corrected, we only ended up paying for two of Bill's trips. So...two.
by HI 5-0 August 19, 2009
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auditorsexual

Someone who wants to have sex with the auditor idk why this exist

Auditor is from funni madness combat
Idiot1:hey bro! I have good news! Im auditorsexual!
Idiot2:thats bad news idiot
by triKurrDurr August 7, 2021
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