Audi is an acronym for "Arsehole Usually Driving It" - It stems from the fact that most people who drive Audi's are usually arseholes who drive right up your arse and break the speed limit!
Ford driver: Man, I wish I was rich enough to own an Audi!
BMW driver: Why? Do you want to be seen as the Arsehole Usually Driving It? Get a Beamer!
BMW driver: Why? Do you want to be seen as the Arsehole Usually Driving It? Get a Beamer!
by IKnowTheLingo May 18, 2020
Get the Audimug. A german car usually driven by feminine fathers and premature balding drunk teenagers, they were not made to run fences over or do doughnuts in front of schools. HEATED SEATS
by THE MAN November 1, 2004
Get the Audimug. by Uncle Max September 18, 2006
Get the Audimug. by Kaitlynee September 19, 2020
Get the Audimug. A slower cheaper version of a Mercedes or BMW. Audi's slogan "Never Follow" is contradictory considering the M3 and C55 are both faster than the S4- the E55 and M5 are faster than the RS6 by over 100hp, and the S8 couldn't beat a S55 if it's life depended on it. Bottom line- people buy Audi's because of the shitty resale and nice interiors.
by Devon Prep Sucks March 22, 2005
Get the Audimug. by DJ Glaze December 22, 2003
Get the Audimug.