Audi

Audi is an acronym for "Arsehole Usually Driving It" - It stems from the fact that most people who drive Audi's are usually arseholes who drive right up your arse and break the speed limit!

Ford driver: Man, I wish I was rich enough to own an Audi!
BMW driver: Why? Do you want to be seen as the Arsehole Usually Driving It? Get a Beamer!

by IKnowTheLingo May 18, 2020

Audi

A german car usually driven by feminine fathers and premature balding drunk teenagers, they were not made to run fences over or do doughnuts in front of schools. HEATED SEATS

Chris got thrown in jail after doing doughnuts in his audi, with heated seats.

by THE MAN November 01, 2004

Audi

Describing one's immediate desire to vacate the premises/area

Friend: "Here comes your girlfriend's husband"
Punk: "I'm Audi"

by Uncle Max September 18, 2006

Audi

A girly but cute way to say your leaving or leaving the room.

Justice: Hey Delilah, I"m Audi talk to you later.
Delilah: Okay!

by Kaitlynee September 20, 2020

Audi

A slower cheaper version of a Mercedes or BMW. Audi's slogan "Never Follow" is contradictory considering the M3 and C55 are both faster than the S4- the E55 and M5 are faster than the RS6 by over 100hp, and the S8 couldn't beat a S55 if it's life depended on it. Bottom line- people buy Audi's because of the shitty resale and nice interiors.

The E55 bitchslaps the RS6.

by Devon Prep Sucks March 23, 2005

Audi

Originally derived from Audi 5000, but means to be out, to leave, or to get going.

Yo, this party is hella wack so I'm audi.

by DJ Glaze December 22, 2003

Audi

A very, very beautiful woman. Always slim.

Audi is great

by TdaB December 31, 2008