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A decent German car company comparable to BMWs and Mercedes. Known for their excellent AWD systems (introduced AWD to rally with the quattro, completely revolutionizing the sport) their cars are well built and well appointed but they are expensive to own and keep on the road and depreciate extremely quickely. Unfortunately anyone with a shred of self respect can't buy one as they are now almost exclusively driven by assholes.
"Man i really wanted a new rs4, but Audis are all driven by cocks nowadays and i couldn't bare to be seen in one"

" yes its sad that normal people can't drive Audis anymore, but look at it this way, now that all the assholes are in Audis, normal people can buy BMWs again! So you can finally get an M5!
by theBlackBradPitt April 15, 2014
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