9 definitions by Big man

puffalump

A stuffed animal made by Fisher Price until the early 1980's. Great for humping and masturbating with.

I humping the heck out of the puffalump.

I cummed in a puffalump really hard.

by Big man January 15, 2005

jamal you fucking thief, guy like you can't afford a car like that get back to the paki getto

by Big man March 13, 2003

A penis in which the circumference (measurement around) is longer than its length from base to tip

by Big man February 23, 2004

someone who is so fucking fat they can't see their feet, walking from the sofa to the fridge is enough to knacker them out

holy fucking christ look at the size of that fat knacker going to mcdonalds, we'd better order first or there will be nothing left.

by Big man March 13, 2003

When you aim your ass up in the air & shoot diarreah onto someones face

My friend passed out on the couch so I gave him a dirty rainbow

by Big man February 19, 2004

someone who is about as useful as a chicken giblet only then dipped in spunk

by Big man March 13, 2003

Did you see that girl back there? Ah, man she was looking scrotitilyumptious.

by Big man February 16, 2005