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Retards Attempting Poetry

RAP is actually an acronym for Retards Attempting Poetry.
People who want to look "hard" like to blast "RAP" from their stereo speakers. In reality these "thugs" are insecure and illiterate.
by Mark Twain May 7, 2005
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Desperado Attempt

A desperado attempt is where you would do almost anything to win. Normally used for gaming puposes. It's like breaking the fourth wall (by cheating) in order to win.
Say you are VS your friend in a fighting game. The desperado attempt would be if you would slam your shoulder into your friend so they would stop attacking you, and you kill them or even the odds for the win.
Kyle: Time for my Desperado Attempt!
*Hits Matt in the shin via foot*
Matt: Asshole!
Kyle: I finish the lap first, bitch!
by FWL January 14, 2008
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A beaver attempt

a pathetic attempt at oral sex. (i.e. it was bad)

OR

a failed attempt at getting some.
Gregorious made a beaver attempt on his cousin.
by DEVILRAYY December 23, 2005
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Attemptress

Noun. A female who is adept at attempting something without ever really succeeding.
Despite all of her efforts at healthcare reform, the Speaker, at the end of the day, cannot get anything moving forward and is, ultimately, just a master attemptress.

She kept trying and trying and trying to garner favor at work, but the attemptress never quite made any headway.
by Prolixity January 21, 2010
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attemptation

1. Attemptation always makes me swing one way or the other.
2. Being the master of attemptation that he is, he drew me back into the room without my consent or my refusal.
by takeachance July 30, 2005
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Attempted boyfriend stealer

A bitch who cleary thinks she is a victorias's secret model, but in real life has a fat face and a cows body.
Girl "Look at that skany ugly bitch"
Boy "She's looking at you're boyfriend"
Girl "Ha, classic Attempted boyfriend stealer!"
by Madbitch:) December 15, 2009
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Do not attempt

All the more reason to actually attempt yourself.
TV: Warning this stunt is performed by trained professionals. Do not attempt.

Me: "Hey! Let's attempt that!"
by Kevin Esser March 23, 2008
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