abstemious

Eating and drinking in moderation.

Sparingly used or consumed: abstemious meals.
Restricted to bare necessities: an abstemious way of life.

by Anonymous October 10, 2003

abstemious

A word that contains all 5 vowels of a, e, i, o, & u, in order.

If y is used as a vowel, then it can be appended, abstemiously.

Man doing crossword, was puzzled by a 10 letter word a---e-iou-. He paused, and then his face lit up.
"Ah yes! Abstemious."

by Kerb December 8, 2004

assetious

adj. - having the characteristics of an asset; to be of some value.

Though Tommy was annoying, he had certain connections, making him an assetious member of the group.

by dreamerdiver January 14, 2015

Asteroids.

This word adequately replaces haemorrhoid. It sounds more appropriate!

The angle of the dangle of my asteroids is driving me barmy and they itch like hell!

by John F. Tomlinson. March 28, 2003

Asteroids

A condition when the Fecal Impaction of the Colon is so solid and an has become an immobile bulk mass of human feces that develops one's rectum as it has a resulted in a solid mass of constipation in one's ass, such that, it feels as if it is, “Chocked Full O' Nuts” which will not pass under normal circumstances and may have to be dug out with one's fingers or similar tools. i.e., "to shit a brick!"

Tommy: "You ok in their… Won?"

Won: "Oh yes yes, me mighty fine, it is my ass that is the problem, and I am in a state of constipated and my ass is full of Asteroids and feels like it is Chocked Full O' Nuts”.

Jim: "What's the hold up with you two guys in this restroom; it’s time to watch the game."

Tommy: "Oh, it's Won; again, he say's his butt is so clogged up with Asteroids that he just can't shit and is in a lot of pain.

Jim: "What?"

Joe: "Oh, hell you guys, I have been telling you for years that Won is just full of shit."

Jim: “What a crock of shit, we are going to miss the game.”

Bobby: “Who gives a shit?”

Tommy: “Well, evidently Won does!”

by Billy BullSchitter April 23, 2017

Asterio

An amazing artist with a variety of talents,someone who is of little words but much action.

Have you seen the artwork by Asterio? That dude is amazing!

by art insider February 9, 2010

Astitious

The opposite of superstitious, being not at all stitious in any way or form.

Jill wasn't superstitious, in fact she wasn't even slightlystitious. Jill was astitious.

by Anonymous June 19, 2003