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artenisa

Usually a girl with a big ass who also has a nice face. Very outgoing and not shy. Has a lot of talents and skills. All boys want her.
Oh my God, Joanne, look at Artenisa's body. I'm so jealous of her!
by freshasf December 26, 2016
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Asena

She is caring and smart. She is smarter than all of her friends but never shows it.
She has a lot of great ideas and answers in her head but another person says it before her. She is pretty and one of the best friends u will ever have
She is my favorite person ever. She is an Asena
by 567821 October 21, 2017
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Asen

An awesome guy with mesmerising eyes, so much fun to be around. Good cook too and has a great taste of music. You would usually see him play a musical instrument like a God. He is super intelligent and sharp and will never judge you. When he does something he makes it perfect. There is no guy better than Asen in bed.
- Wow, who is that hot guy? He is hilarious!

- That is Asen!
by EtMachiBo July 27, 2018
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ascended

The state or mindset of being intellectually, spiritually and emotionally risen above yourself and any toxic, descended peers
I believe in helping other people. I've quit porn, got a new healthier diet, I'm going for a run everyday, I'm taking every oppurtunity to broaden my horizons, meet new people and expand my mind. I am past wasting my time on foolish actions. I am my own master. I can conquer anything I want to. I am smart and the world is what I make of it. I am ascended
by Ascended Person October 19, 2020
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Ascension School

Ascension School is a private school in Oak Park that was established by the Ursuline Sisters in 1912. Its great place to ruin your child’s life. The uniforms would look more flattering on Steve Buscemi then on literally anyone there. They have gym twice a week with the actual corpse of George Washington. That school has gone through more spanish teachers than Taylor Swift has boyfriends. Only decent person who works there is the janitor. The hot lunches went “healthy” which I’m sure is code for containing human flesh. Half the staff wears open toe shoes so the children suffer through horrible education while starting at hairy toes. There are more health codes broken here then in a Mcdonald’s. The students are treated worse than the employers at the hooters on undercover boss. The only decent thing learned is how to roll joints taught by a kid that smoked actual oregano. You might accidently watch a religious movie where a girl is in an abusive relationship so she cheats on him to make him mad him then gets gang raped then runs away and almost dies but Jesus revives her then a queen helps her and has a lesbian make out sesh because a class actually watched this. Wouldn’t be surprised to see a rat in the gym smoking a joint, drinking, and shooting up some heroine all at once. The dances are jokes unless you get blessed by the occasional drunk teacher showing up to twerk on you.
“I’d rather give Hitler a bjthan attend Ascension School”
“But dude you’re Jewish
“Your point?”
by Justice F. Harambe October 18, 2016
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antenance

to suddenly remember something from your past, a memory or a conversation that was assumed it was erased from your mind completely. experiencing the memory with such vividness, you feel a soft feeling of wanting to go back, to experience the memory once more.
"suhh dude, this antenance is makin me thirsty for some Looney Toons"

to think, antenances would be the solution to alzheimer's, if only old people would suck it up lmao
by epochalypse May 14, 2018
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Ashens

The pseudonym of a British comedian who reviews knock off gaming sytems, action figures, mp3 players, or any other interesting tat that winds up in his local PoundLand.

He's aquainted with the likes of Chef Excellence, The God Monster of Indian Flats, and The Silver Skull...a pathetic "serial killer" that holds a grudge against him JUST BECAUSE.

He's known for his sarcastic, often random, and sometimes witty comedy that makes his ridiculous and ludicrously implausable line of work seem like something worth doing.

He's the fourth most subscribed YouTube user in the United Kingdom...and that's about all he's accomplished with his life.
Garitt the Pumpkin Wrangler: "Hey, did you see the latest Ashens video?"

Abraham Lincoln: "'Did I see it?' I was there when he filmed it"

Garitt: "W-...what?"

Abe: "Totally worth the $600 plane tickets, and $400 for the six weeks of espionage lessons...and $300 spy kit"
by nickreaper December 17, 2011
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