assviking

like an asspirate but better cause it has a bigger beard like a fucking martian badass

the assviking reamed the asspirate till his timbers shivered

by dsg August 22, 2003

Assid

The food you eat that effectively causes your ass to burn when taking a dump.
Foods that cause this are normally, but not limited to:
Buffalo Wings
Curry,
Mexican Food,
Indian Food

These buffalo wings are Assid, but I love em anyway.

by Mad Hatter Lee November 9, 2006

assaids

Aids caught through anal sex

i hope my cheating whore ex catches assaids and dies in a fire of gonorrhea

by tensux February 27, 2008

Assident

When you confuse a guy wearing emo fag tight pants as a girl with a nice ass. This can lead to one feeling partially homosexual.

Me and dan were drivin'... im like "fuck Dan, look at that ass" hes like "I think thats a dude!"

Me: "Shit, I made another assident!"

We then proceeded to bait him by saying: "hey dude, are you a dude?"

by Ryan Cash December 10, 2007

Assid Reflux

Assid reflux: A common condition and an abnormal one in which acid in the asshole rises up into the stomach. This occurs because the valve separating the contents of the asshole from the stomach does not function properly. See also: Athletes crack.

No man. You must be suffering from Assid Reflux.

by ManAss July 3, 2011

Half-Assidly

Doing something in a half-ass manner.

Because rob tied his shoes Half-Assidly he tripped and fell on his face.

by dmoney1225 November 8, 2009

Fat Assident

An incident or accident caused by someone’s fat ass.

There was a fat assident when Michelle sat on the wooden bench.

by Aunt Michelle April 22, 2019