Assterroids

The assterroids are a particularly virulent form of diabetic diarrhea event, in which poo is commonly splattered over the inside of the toilet stall.

Tom and Lance had assterroids last Wednesday, and we have the proof.

by Jacques Asse April 2, 2009

Assexual

An asexual person is a person who does not experience sexual attraction

- They have been hanging out for 3 months now, but he doesn't want to have sex with her.

- Why so ?

- Because he told me he considers himself an assexual.

by Jadira December 4, 2017

assterpiece

The amalgamation of "masterpiece" and "ass" - essentially a masterful ass. This is applicable to any female that has a lot to bare with her derrière.

Jessica Biel has an ass that won't stop! What an assterpiece!

Even in her older state, J Lo still has a mighty fine assterpiece protecting her backside.

by JDMGio February 18, 2011

asstent

A sheet or blanket that that is draped over a small metal structure covering one's bottom, While they under go a proctological examination.

Nurse have you prepped the patient and set up the asstent.

by Scissor Boy October 29, 2008

Assterbator

Someone who frequently massages, plays with, grabs, pinches any part of their behind for self-pleasure

butt holer massager, Assterbator

by Sasster2003 October 22, 2009

Asstek

The semi-popular Pontiac SUV. Known for its horrable styling cues, and terribly stupid options ($3500 tent)

"What are you gonna do with a $3500 tent man?" "Sleep out in the wilderness like a pimp in my Asstek" "Good job, i'll just fold down the seats and sleep in the back of my Pinto"

by Tarkin September 24, 2003

asssex

Sex through the ass.

"Yo, my esse, we be gettin the asssex up with this ho, wot wot!"

by Jittery March 1, 2003