Austers

The sweetest guy you could ever meet.most adorable thing ever to be born.the love of my life and so much more.he's a keeper and all mine.

My Austers loves me!

by Cassy Manning November 29, 2011

Asstress

(Noun) Ass.tress
definition -A woman who has been accepted to star in a play, Music video(most of the times), or television show not for her preforming prowess, Aesthetic appearance, or even sparkling personality but, for the size & bounciness of her ass to use usually as a distraction from how bad said play, video, or show is or to just attempt to be sexy.

The very beginning of Pitbull's Hotel Room Service music video couldn't be a more perfect example of a asstress.

Example#2:
Man 1: *is watching a booty filled show* Man there is some great actresses in this show.

*a 2nd man hears Man 1 & enters the room*

Man 2: *looks at show* no it don't. All they doing is shaking ass. They ain't actresses they are ASStresses.

by Sodacan January 18, 2010

Assterbate

Masturbating analy. Fingers or the daring fist(s). More unique rituals include feet and possibly penii (penis plural).

For more asstastic fun, see poopy chopsticks

"Oh man that assterbation was awesome."
"yea my foot is brown!"

by BobbyZ December 19, 2003

assteroid

An asshole of asteroid or planetoid proportions.

Though not gifted with the ability to articulate his feelings in a socially aceptable way, Larry was able to compensate by behaving like an assteroid and getting his point across quite effectively.

by harry flashman July 13, 2003

assterpiece

the wonderful paintjob that one gives the toilet when they have explosive diarreah

I painted such an assterpiece today that I thought I was Michaelangelo.

by Johnny Tats January 4, 2008

ASSteroids

What someone ingests to have an ass disproportionately large in comparison to their upper body.

From the looks of Kim Kardashian's backyard, she must be on some serious ASSteroids.

by Bitchtard Riot Starter November 14, 2011

asstertaste

A foul aftertaste reminiscent of dirty bung-hole.

This diet pop leaves an asstertaste in my mouth!

by Fodderwing July 1, 2005