assprong

Someone who is being compared to a penis that has been used for Anal sex.

HEY! You assprong, get the fuck outta the gay bar!

by Los_bastardo August 9, 2004

assprobe

An assprobe is a type of annoying faggot that will violate your anus with his "probe". Always leave a feeling of annoyment and violation.

Can be thought of as a combination of asshole and faggot.

That fucking Linux user, always calling me a nigger, he's such an assprobe!

by segin January 10, 2014

assplode

Also: assplodes, assploding, assploded. A way of describing explosive diarrhea.

Mom? I'm going to need a mop and a hazmat suit. I just assploded all over the upstairs bathroom.

by dutchboy July 28, 2016

Assplode

Diarrhea; or the same sort of actions

The people assplode in various days of the week.

by Professor Anonymous August 4, 2006

assPod

n. Obnoxious overly high-tech person who insists on conspicuously using or ranting about yet another needless elitist tech gadget OR the device itself.

Bilbo: Let's go to the pizza place with wifi and order off their web site right from the parking lot.
Fred: You're such a f-ing assPod.

Gary: If Bilbo shows me one more time how many songs he has on his iPod, I'm gonna shove it up his butt and turn it into an assPod.

by Duglass January 2, 2009

volcano assplode

the volcano assplode happens when you consume to many volcano items from the taco bell menu including the volcano taco and u have massive amounts of dirrhea from your ass

hey whats up man. hold on i just had some volcano tacos and im having a volcano assplode.

by masterpirate774 August 19, 2009

AssProphet

A superior being, endowed with phenomenal wisdom and absurdity.

There were some who went away angry, some who went away confused, but all were enlightened by the AssProphet.

by a loyal follower September 1, 2004