asspoodle

When someone takes the hair on their ass and perm it out like a poodle.

Dude, you can see that guy's asspoodle through his pants.

by Justin Mann November 9, 2006

asspoj

your own personal whore who does anal sex only

charlie sheen forget what you know asspojs are the way to go

by gurfij November 17, 2011

assport

A promiscuous gay man.

That dude is an assport. A lot of guys go in and out.

by k.is.behind.you. August 29, 2010

prosthetic asspointers

Artificial limbs that attach to the shoulders of an armless person, that point with index fingers towards the anus while in a doggy-style position.

I can't wait to butt fuck my armless old lady tonight, I just bought her a new pair of prosthetic asspointers.

by Brian Lehigh April 28, 2009

ASSpocalypse

Highly drunken and debauched gathering, usually marked by dancing, spontaneous fornication and a high proportion of gay participants.

Wow, sixteen bottles of vodka, four goats, a mirrorball and Carson Kressley - this is turning into a real ASSpocalypse!

by SurviveThis March 17, 2009

asspod

A steaming ball of ass mucous shot from the anus at high velocity like a well prepared snot rocket launched from your poo girdle.

"Bitch! I was layin down some napalm last night and shot an asspod so big it could wack yo ass back to frisko!"

by DoctaT2B February 25, 2008

asspoop

noun; Term used to describe someone who plays with the fecal matter of his or her peers.

I caught John playing with my turds again, he's quite an asspoop.

by R.J. Fritch January 9, 2008