assport

The act of transporting an object by the means of your rectum.

The Mexican on my flight tried to assport coke on to the flight, of course he got caught.

by VTPinky December 2, 2010

asspounding beat

Used to describe any form of music that is being played so obnoxiously loud that one feels as though their ass is being pounded by every note.

"The asspounding beat coming from the car down street was loud enough to violate every orifice of my body in the most inappropriate ways."

"I could hear the faint asspounding beat coming from the teens headphones on the subway as I sat silently across from them wondering why anyone would listen to Justin Timberlake in the first place."

by Byron Cunningham February 7, 2008

asspwned

A combination of assraped and pwned, implying not only that the victim was pwned, but assraped as well to add to the humiliation. Can be used as a stronger form of pwned, suggesting that the victor was not satisfied merely to pwn but additionally used the victim for his own personal gratification in an anal sex kind of way.

Despite all the prison yard smacktalk, Chris was asspwned by his cellmate Boomer once the lights went out.

by Cunningest Linguist May 16, 2006

asspoodle

When someone takes the hair on their ass and perm it out like a poodle.

Dude, you can see that guy's asspoodle through his pants.

by Justin Mann November 9, 2006

asspoj

your own personal whore who does anal sex only

charlie sheen forget what you know asspojs are the way to go

by gurfij November 17, 2011

assport

A promiscuous gay man.

That dude is an assport. A lot of guys go in and out.

by k.is.behind.you. August 29, 2010

prosthetic asspointers

Artificial limbs that attach to the shoulders of an armless person, that point with index fingers towards the anus while in a doggy-style position.

I can't wait to butt fuck my armless old lady tonight, I just bought her a new pair of prosthetic asspointers.

by Brian Lehigh April 28, 2009