Like-assuming

When someone press the Like button on facebook, and you are going to check who liked someones comment, you assume who the liker is. The liker is usually the statuswriter or the poster of something, if someone gives a positive comment towards them.

Like-assuming:

Person A writes a status on facebook: Oh i just won 100 bucks on betting.

Person B writes on the status : Thats because you are so good at betting.

Then when someone likes Person B's and you dont know who it is, you check it, and right before you drag your mouse over the button, you assume it is Person A who likes it because the comment was ment positive towards that person.

by facebookliker69 April 28, 2011

assdump

1. A slow driver, elderly driver, one that pisses you off due to their slow nature.

2.Expletive used when you suck at Madden.

ASSDUMP!, lets move a litte faster!!!

Catch the F*ckin' ball assdump!

by Evan Ackley December 19, 2005

Assumption Asshole

Someone who assumes something negative after a general phrase, to either bring you down or be an asshole.

I'm gonna go outside.

You can't skateboard outside because it's wet dumbass...

I was gonna go for fun you Assumption Asshole...

by Kyle Loveless April 4, 2010

assiton assimilators

Another name for toilet paper (bungwipe, paper toliets, rollios, TP, buttwipe, etc.)

{James, in a toilet stall adjacent to one that somebody else is using}: Hey buddy next door! Do you have any assiton assimilators that I can borrow?

by Telephony April 26, 2014

assumpta

A beautiful caring person who will always put others before herself. She is that girl that every body wants to be friends with and makes everyone's day.

beautiful awesome assumpta love friends besties pretty perfect

by 😜😜😜 February 10, 2014

Assume

assume = to make an 'ass' out of 'u' and 'me'.

by nina October 21, 2003

Assuming Harkness

Speculating on something that is actually inevitable; as good as fact.

"Well, assuming Harkness, they'll end up sleeping together"

by NikeAgXY December 30, 2011