Assinine

The amount of time you have until you see the part of your plumber you hoped to avoid.

"Assinine, eight, seven, six...

by ky4ensicgirl March 18, 2011

assinine

1. Extremely stupid/foolish.
2. Of or relating to the ass.

Stop bending over, it's assinine!

by Windex December 11, 2004

Assinine

When the ass is good but it's not a ten

That girls booty was Assinine .

by Assinine210 September 19, 2016

assnite

The best way to do a woman

Let's assnite your mom tonight!

by The_assniter_ December 8, 2022

Assinated

The act of Assassinating or being Assassinated in the Halo series. Unlike being Assassinated, this induces a feeling of being raped from behind by a 7 foot human tank with an aftertaste of Where-The-Fuck-Did-That-Come-From.

Player 1: "Ugh, you Assinated me! Thats so cheap you n00b. I'm calling Bungie!"

Player 2: "Yeah, yeah. Use your motion tracker and maybe you'll see it coming... Your still gonna get raped though. Just thought you'd like to know."

by ShadowmanZ92 October 11, 2008

Assinate

To twerk on someone until death.

Alex: I'm voting for Trump, wanna know why?
Mel: Because he will get assinated as soon as he steps into office...

by parvnoide July 17, 2016

Assinate

When a person accidentally kills or murders another person by sitting on their face with their ass.

Paul and I are no longer together because during a kinky night of sexing, I accidentally Assinated him.

by Mr Howell December 21, 2014