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assvertising

Those ugly-as-sin pants that have words written across the ass-cheeks. When watching a woman assvertising while she walks, you get this effect: "hillCREST" (step) "HILLcrest" depending on which ass-cheek is up. Severely not sexy.
Look, Tanya's decided to assvertise today!

"Should I buy these pants?" "Ew, no, those are assvertising pants."
by Nikaia July 16, 2008
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Assvertisement

it's the advertisement and flaunting of the human backside. usually done to get attention of another and/or a large group.
Wow that person just showed some serious assvertisement
by AjayWavvy23 February 15, 2017
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AssVertex

A fancy way of saying MiiVertex
AssVertex sucks
by Sanwichmann538 March 10, 2022
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assvertise

Utilization of a billboard butt by a company or organization to sell or promote that brand or organization.
Hollister and Abercrombie are two company's that know how to assvertise. I've seen nearly a dozen of their billboard butts today.
by Frank A. Boston October 18, 2008
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Assvertising

When someone texts a picture of themself naked to somebody else. Usually ends up being retexted to another person.
I just got a text from Chandler. She's assvertising again.
by yurglemeyer May 11, 2011
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assvertising

The wearing of advertising or words across one's ass....assvertising!
What's that written across your ass, oh I see it's assvertising! Commonly seen on sweat pants and shorts, usually on females.
by deep creek local April 18, 2013
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asseer

A name strictly given to gods and noblemen.

It's origin is unknown, yet many believe that the name created itself.
You're either an Asseer or a nobody.

Long live Asseer
by Ricardo De'lia March 23, 2019
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