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asscheeks and applesauce 

When a situaion is bad(asscheeks) but a good thing(applesauce) happens, this event should be as awsome as possible
Your walking you step in shit and then Jessica Alba give you a blow job... after this you would say this is asscheeks and applesauce.

mean person: you suck
You: thats not nice
mean person: your right. im sorry take my car and allow my hot wife to give you the best head you've ever gotten in your life
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Asscheeks “bj” Willy Semen

Austin Texas - blue eyed blonde guy. Rather short and spends his time playing golf and soccer. Typically this person thinks they’re really good at flying airplanes. And is also in denial about being gay. Loves hot tubs.
Stop being so short and gay, you’re acting like an Asscheeks “bj” Willy Semen right now.

Open Asscheeks 

The practice of spreading one's asscheeks open with your hands to allow for easier penetration during anal sex.
"Did you do open asscheeks with Jenny last night?" - Bob
"Didn't have to, her ass was already so loose." - Steve
Open Asscheeks by Stephen D. April 17, 2007

Bag Of Asscheeks 

Something you call someone in a derogatory manner, however usually said amongst friends as a joke.
God, Brendan, you're such a fucking bag of asscheeks

White asscheeks 

White asscheeks is a slang term usually used in the heat-of-the-moment during a lit-ass round of Fortnite: Battle Royale. This phrase is usually bellowed by a gamer when they are in a mindless state of rage, thus it lacks a concrete definition.
FoxSlayer_57 while playing Fortnite: STOP FUCKING MY WHITE ASSCHEEKS!!!
White asscheeks by wpkoski September 11, 2021

Sour Asscheeks 

Sour asscheeks is a term meaning someone is grumpy and grouchy.

Sometimes when they have lemon juice in there asshole or on there ass cheeks causing irritation!
Jessica: IM GONNA SHOVE U UP MY VAGINA AND PULL YOU OUT MY NOSE ASSHOLE!!!
Matt: I poured lemon juice on her asshole!
Jon: She sure does have some sour asscheeks!

Unbridled Asscheeks 

That oh too common smell that comes out of a bathroom after dudes think they're slick by not wiping well enough.
This shit smells like Unbridled Asscheeks