flaming asscanos

taking a shit that burns your ass hole and singes the ass hairs

dude I have the flaming asscanos so bad I don't think I have a ass anymore

by itsme1978 October 21, 2013

assnado

Very slutty girl that can no longer use her vagina, so she takes it in the ass which is now twice the size it was before.

That assnado over there has done every guy in the school twice.

by TypicalWhiteGirl707 July 27, 2016

Asscano eruption

This phenomenon mostly occurs in summer. When a person is naked and lying face down on the bed during sweating, the farts will spray sweat from the buttocks into the air, and the sweat loses heat as it moves through the air, reducing the temperature to below body temperature. Eventually, when the below-body-temperature sweat falls back on human skin (mainly the thighs), it creates a chill, and this phenomenon, known as Asscano Eruption, is perceived.

Example: Fuck it! I just got a Asscano Eruption and it ruined my dinner!

by Respel Mallur July 21, 2022

asscabob

penis ; dick ;

neo is a cockpuppet

by shoebomb November 12, 2003

Asscalota

Where a guy eats pineapple all day then blows a load into a girls ass and then sips it out like a pinacaloda

I had had a special craving for pineapple one day then ate a lot of it through out the day. Then I went home and decided to give my girl a asscalota. She loved to lick it off my lips

by Mrphysicsmhs January 25, 2011

Assadover

What happened on the morning of 8/12/2024 where Bashar Al-Assad and the Assad Dynasty has finally been overthrown after the SFA and the SOR in Syria capture Damascus as part of Operation Dawn of freedom.

Synonyms for Assadover: Basharover

Person 1: HAVE YOU HEARD THE NEWS TODAY??? ITS ASSADOVER!
Person 2: What?

by キッス マヤそ December 8, 2024