assarcisstic

One who loves his/her own arse

Federico is so assarcisstic, cant stop showing off that man arse!

by Sam Stout December 30, 2015

Assar

A word meaning to be a total pimp, always looking cool.

Dude, did you see that Assar walkin' down 5th avenue?

by damon13 August 11, 2008

Pompous-assery

A display or example of someone being a pompous ass. Typically refers to those who are arrogant and believe they are better than you, and act accordingly.

A person behaving with pompous-assery is acting even more pompous, arrogant, pretentious, and douchey than usual, or is behaving as such out of character.

His obnoxious arrogance that day was such a display of pompous-assery I could barely contain myself.

by LynnInLaw April 27, 2010

assaroo

A kangaroo with more than three and less than five asses.

My assaroo has four asses.

by Veromorphia September 17, 2006

Smart Assery

The vocabulary used to speak with consistent witicisms in a pretentious manner with intent of creating humor at the expense of the blissfully unaware.

Meg and I argued with fervent smart assery when Jacob contested the theory of evolution.

by Virginia Plath March 8, 2009

bitch-assery

1. A person, place, thing, event, circumstance or situation that has elevated the act of being a bitch-ass to that of high art.

2. A person, place, thing, event, circumstance or situation that is so extreme in it's unfortunateness as to warrant a designation of being bitch-assed to the utmost degree.

"Windows 98 programming is nothing but bitch-assery it crashes so often!"

by El-Keter July 24, 2002

bad assery

The act of perpetuating/partaking in bad-ass behavior.

Zell Miller has redefined bad assery.

by Mister Man the Guy September 23, 2004