assfingers

Coined in the late 90s, this term capably describes the best person in the universe.

assfingers is great and andamaroo is not.

by assFACE November 15, 2004

assfingers

Overweight bald men with thick eyeglasses normally contract this illness though it has been known to exist outside of this stereotype.
Also referred to as shitsticks, assfingers is an illness that causes the index finger and middle finger to smell like a shitty asshole. Victims of assfingers can quickly be discovered while pointing something out to you or offering you a stick of gum.

"Jee-SUS! That dude behind the counter gave me directions. He pointed the place out on the map and I leaned over to grab a closer look and WHAM!! He's got assfingers in a bad way. Thought I was gonna straight pass out, I swear to God!"

by DreamKing29 March 10, 2009

assfingers

The worst thing imaginable. Something you would rather die than become.

Become assfingers? I'd rather star in a snuff film.

by sarkathstic November 17, 2004

assfinkter

The muscle that contracts your asshole for taking a shit.

Dang, i just tore my assfinkter last night from that huge ass dump.

by BAcc June 25, 2008

asskink

A small asshole.
A small person being an asshole.

Okay, go shog off you asskink

by Forseti May 1, 2006

assfinkler

One who packs teh fudge;dumbass;wordassclown/word;one who wears teh wordasshat/word;etc...

You goddamn assfinkler, if you don't put down my sandwich in 2 seconds, I am going to pop your nuts in a vicegrip.

by Boxxcarr September 15, 2003

Assfinger

Finger you scratch your arsehole with

Smell my assfinger

by Rachel Barbour March 20, 2017