Ass sweater

A sweater a woman ties around her waist to hide her ass while jogging, walking or exercising. While most of these women have good figures from their exercise, they are likely self-conscious of others staring at their ass.

"Wow--check out the tight body on that jogger!"

"Yeah...it's too bad she's wearing an ass sweater."

by Trashy Freeman June 2, 2009

ass sweats

When your your ass begins spontaneously sweating, unrelated to heat or exercise. The crack is especially affected.

Mighty fuck, I have the ass sweats, my underwear has reached it's saturation point.

by Lethargic Lad November 22, 2003

Ass Seat

When yo ass land and cant get up cause you landed in the backrooms on a shitmountain .

Or you call someone this cause there such a asian ass seat

Yo i just did an Ass Seat

by TheGOATofEVERYTHING! February 10, 2023

sweaty-ass-kiss

The moist stamp of a bare female backside.

Ellen quickly toweled off and still naked, picked up the phone and dialed Rosie, not realizing that when she sat on the coffee table she inadvertently deposited a sweaty-ass-kiss precisely where Melissa would be enjoying her coffee in a few short hours.

by ohthree11 March 26, 2010

sweaty ass fuck

when a woman or a man get fucked so hard in the ass it sweats

I had sweaty ass fuck last night because I fucked her so hard

by jumping tree October 27, 2007

Big dude sweaty ass

A large person who sweats from their ass during P.E. causing a large wet stain on the back of his shorts.

Ew. It's big dude sweaty ass.

by jamie leek June 3, 2008

Toilet seat ass

When someone’s ass has a V shape to it and is very flat like they sat on the toilet all day.

“Dude, the lunch lady has got some nasty toilet seat ass in those tight clam diggers.”

Louise screamed at the kid for giving her a $20 bill for lunch and she walked away with her V shaped flat toilet seat ass.

Uncle Henry’s toilet seat ass is noticeable in any pair of jeans he wears because it excentuates how flat and V shaped it is.

by Mama lama July 30, 2018