ass-backwards

adj. - wrong, abnormal, negatively unique, against the norm (the norm owns mee)

Why do anything the normal way when we can do it ass-backwards?

by Joe March 20, 2003

fell ass-backwards

To come into great fortune/luck unexpectedly, especially through imprudent behavior.

A: "Did you know that Jane blew her birthday money all on one ring as an impulse buy, turns out the stone was worth 10x what she paid!"

B: "Damn! She really fell ass-backwards into something huh!"

by khdoll September 11, 2010

stupid ass backwards

Lacking professional judgment or expertise in a given situation or procedure resulting in improperly assembling/repairing an object or resolving a political/personnel issue.

or for you retards out there.

When somebody who doesn't have a fucking clue what there doing tries to master something they know nothing about while fucking it up in the most humiliating and damaging way.

See Manager or Six Flags

1. God dammit Jimmy, What they hell where you thinking when you assembled that train stupid ass backwards. Now your dumb ass is going to be here all night taking it apart.

2. Way to go, Out of all the ways to do it you decided to do it stupid ass backwards.

by SixFlagsFiesta July 31, 2009

Fall ass backwards

To be given a job, responsiblity, etc. Abruptly and with little notice. Generally last minute and annoying.

Example of fall ass backwards:

Mom: I'm leaving watch the baby! Bye!!!
Kid: WHAT?!? No I can't even clean this thing if it shits the bed!!!
Mom: I tough you a while ago.
Kid: that was my sister!
Mom:*speeds off in car*

Governor Patterson of new York.

by Fuckedoverbabysitter June 5, 2009

Ass Hat Backwards

Used to describe something that is of a high stupidity that it makes ass hats normal by comparison.

"John your idea of how babies are born is just Ass Hat Backwards."

by The lord of the nukems May 2, 2012

one sided backwards ass fuck

a person who is one sided and is completely wrong

Ben is a one sided backwards ass fuck he has no idea what is even going on

by BOSS NIGGUH December 19, 2007

Fuck me running backwards with a chainsaw up my ass

An expression of utter disbelief at how messed up a situation has become. Note there is an ASL sign for this term. With your left hand hold your index and middle fingers down with all other fingers curled up, a sort of upside down peace sign. with your right hand make the same sign with the fingers pointing up, but together. With an arcing swing, bring the right fingers into the "crotch" of the left fingers "legs". Then with both hands still locked, shake them briefly as you move them from left to right, as if the figure was running backwards, with the chainsaw still stuck in its ass.

Well, just fuck me running backwards with a chainsaw up my ass.

by Skandranon July 19, 2011