Ascended master

Ascended Masters are believed to be spiritually enlightened beings who in past incarnations were ordinary humans, but who have undergone a series of spiritual transformations originally called initiations.

The term "Ascended Master" was first used by Baird T. Spalding in 1924 in his series of books, "The Life and Teachings of the Masters of the Far East" (DeVorss and Co.).

by kaosmoker September 30, 2018

How to ascend

Step 1: Wake up Wake up Wake up Wake up Wake up Wake up Wake up Wake up Wake up
Step 2: Suffer يجب أن يعاني يجب أن يعاني يجب أن يعاني يجب أن يعاني احصل على التصيد
Step 3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20,21,22,23,24,25,26,27,28,29,30,31,32,33,34,35: Transجend
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How to ascend:
Need to know: Oil floats on water
Step 1: Cover yourself in oil
Step 2: Wait for it to start raining

Step 3: تغذي من خوارك الضعيف لأنهم غير قادرين على الطيران

by XxXSuccmanXxX March 19, 2021

Ashkenosering

Californian girl of ashkenazi descent who is into spirituality, yoga, meditation and graphic arts. Typically wears boho pants and a nose ring.
On a birthright trip, you can find her with a pothead counselor discussing all night long about love, genders and the meaning of life.

I met this really cute girl at the Tie Dye shirt workshop, she was very ashkenosering.

by fishforyou February 14, 2019

Asena

She is caring and smart. She is smarter than all of her friends but never shows it.
She has a lot of great ideas and answers in her head but another person says it before her. She is pretty and one of the best friends u will ever have

She is my favorite person ever. She is an Asena

by 567821 October 21, 2017

Asen

An awesome guy with mesmerising eyes, so much fun to be around. Good cook too and has a great taste of music. You would usually see him play a musical instrument like a God. He is super intelligent and sharp and will never judge you. When he does something he makes it perfect. There is no guy better than Asen in bed.

- Wow, who is that hot guy? He is hilarious!

- That is Asen!

by EtMachiBo July 27, 2018

ascended

The state or mindset of being intellectually, spiritually and emotionally risen above yourself and any toxic, descended peers

I believe in helping other people. I've quit porn, got a new healthier diet, I'm going for a run everyday, I'm taking every oppurtunity to broaden my horizons, meet new people and expand my mind. I am past wasting my time on foolish actions. I am my own master. I can conquer anything I want to. I am smart and the world is what I make of it. I am ascended

by Ascended Person October 19, 2020

Ascension School

Ascension School is a private school in Oak Park that was established by the Ursuline Sisters in 1912. Its great place to ruin your child’s life. The uniforms would look more flattering on Steve Buscemi then on literally anyone there. They have gym twice a week with the actual corpse of George Washington. That school has gone through more spanish teachers than Taylor Swift has boyfriends. Only decent person who works there is the janitor. The hot lunches went “healthy” which I’m sure is code for containing human flesh. Half the staff wears open toe shoes so the children suffer through horrible education while starting at hairy toes. There are more health codes broken here then in a Mcdonald’s. The students are treated worse than the employers at the hooters on undercover boss. The only decent thing learned is how to roll joints taught by a kid that smoked actual oregano. You might accidently watch a religious movie where a girl is in an abusive relationship so she cheats on him to make him mad him then gets gang raped then runs away and almost dies but Jesus revives her then a queen helps her and has a lesbian make out sesh because a class actually watched this. Wouldn’t be surprised to see a rat in the gym smoking a joint, drinking, and shooting up some heroine all at once. The dances are jokes unless you get blessed by the occasional drunk teacher showing up to twerk on you.

“I’d rather give Hitler a bjthan attend Ascension School”
“But dude you’re Jewish”
“Your point?”

by Justice F. Harambe October 18, 2016