Asiah 

That girl that thinks she's cool and dIFfRenT and always simping, when in reality she's just horny, wanting to get into someone's pants and the embodiment of r/notlikeothergirls. Also, why the fuck are they always going by other names for no reason?!

"They're such a slut!"
"No, They're a Asiah!"
"Ooooh, Wait, Yous Right!"

Asiah by Gaege Gibson. January 13, 2021

mi'asiah 

often shortened to asia. CANNOT lie at all. hopeless romantic. Often has a nice body and could totally be a model. often short but but cute. loves to have an attitude and is a GREAT singer. its like the Gods are singing in harmony! very beautiful. and does not need makeup. a great person to go to when there is nobody left. gives great advice. falls for the fuckboys. and she is a wonderful Friend to have. they also have a great sense of humor! and thier laugh is the best💓

"see that girl right there?"
"yeah she's pretty"
"thats for sure Mi'Asiah!"

mi'asiah by lalajdc.csnwlala February 5, 2017

Te’Asiah 

Te’Asiah is a unique name and they are pretty hard to find so if u know one then ur lucky. A Te’Asiah is known to be a simp at times. They usually have curly dark hair and brown eyes. They are known to be shy at first but they soon will start to open up. They are amazing friend and a even better lover. When they fall in love with someone it’s hard for them to move on and they take rejection really bad. A Te’Asiah is just a overall good person so if u know one then u got yourself a good friend.

Te’Asiah is just An overall good person.

Te’Asiah by Axyy.ayxx November 21, 2021

Asian illumination

noun:
1. flushing of the skin or redness in the cheeks caused by acetaldehyde buildup after drinking alcohol.

2. THAT DRUNK GLOW!

some background:
Acetaldehyde is a toxin produced from alcohol metabolism that causes flushing and many hangover symptoms. Some people take longer to break down acetaldehyde and experience symptoms for longer periods.

-AT bayBEE

Non-tomato: Hey, you look as red as a tomato! Got that Asian glow?
Tomato: Yeeep, got that Asian illumination! ;)

Asian illumination by Pap¡ May 15, 2016

Aoi Asahina 

god.

Aoi Asahina , is god.

Aoi Asahina by rantarosimp November 7, 2020

Asian Parents 

(Usually, but not always) Strict, nosey, and controlling. They make you go to summer school if you get a B+ in an honors math class, even if you had the best grade out of all the Asians who took that class, and replace your grade all because 'if you get 4.0, you get sit on stage when graduate!'. To Asian parents, summer is not a 'break' as it is to other children in America, but 'a time to catch up'. Summer for Asian kids include SAT/ACT/PSAT prep (whether its doing books or taking classes), summer school, piles of math books, etc. while others are hanging out with friends and making s'mores. Asian Parents control their kids' lives because they want them to get into a good college, so that 1) They can brag to their asian friends about what college you go to <---MAIN REASON 2) You can be a doctor and make lots of money and 3) They can brag about how much money you make as a doctor
Asian parents often put on a facade to others that they are nice, normal American parents. Then, when your friends leave (if they ever get the OK to come over), your parents start yelling at you, pressuring you to do math, and/or beating you for something you did that 'embarassed' them (i.e. having a messy room). They also severely disapprove of technology (computers, ipods, tvs). If you get an A- its CLEARLY your ipods fault, so its going to be taken away until you get above a 98. If you watch an hour of TV, they begin yelling at you to stop and give you a lecture about how TV is like crack.

Asian summer: 8am-1:30pm summer school, 1:30pm-3:00pm math, 3:00pm-6:00pm tennis, 6:00pm-10:30pm math, FML

Asian parents: "I signed you up for PSAT class!"
Me:"...fine..."
Asian parents:"Ooo since good deal I signed you up for ACT class too!"
Me:"...WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!!! But according to these pretests Ill either get a 35 or a 36!!!"

Me:"....I got...a 92%..."
Asian mom:"WHAT?! I told you no ipod! NO MORE IPOD till you get 98!!"

Me: -watching friends-
Asian mom: YOU WATCH TV FOR SO LONG!!!! GO DO MATH!!!
Me: But mom I've only been watching for an hour!!!
Asian mom: TV like drug!!! Once start can neeveerrrr stop! Addicted then you grades go down!

Asian mom: NO TV ON WEEKDAYS....AND 2 HOURS ON WEEKENDS

Asian mom: Getting B like cutting your leg off!

Asian Parents by Katp10 September 30, 2011

De'Asia 

De'Asia is is a really pretty name for a girl. She has attitudes and if you say something she doesn't like if she says something back she is really tired of that person. If she doesn't talk back she doesn't want to waste her time. If A girl name De'Asia says she loves you she really means it. She had some amazing eyes. She can dress. If you ever meet a De'Asia don't lose her!!!!! But if something is wrong with De'Asia and she doesn't want to talk about it something is really wrong it will be hard for you to get it out.

De'Asia is so pretty!!

De'Asia by ManMan7894 June 1, 2018