asbestos

The substance killing CC students.

non-concerned teacher(nonnaCcM)- " We have asbestos in our floors"
concerned student(catherine)- " shouldn't this be a bigger deal?"

by Cindy Lu Who February 12, 2008

asbestos

A nice substence to consume.

Supposedly can do lung damage and brain damage, but when you inhale it who cares? It's really good stuff.

Asbestos rules.

by Yakenslash November 16, 2003

asbestos

A Greek island, lying between Domestos and Lesbos.

We went on holiday to Asbestos.

by Anonymous September 4, 2003

asbestos

drunk, as in "asbestos a newt"

last night he was asbestos

by dilbert scrunchie June 13, 2003

asbestos hands

What my aunt and lots of waitstaff have, that let you take a hot plate right out of the oven without an oven mitt.

"Damn! I just burned my hand on this! That waitress must have asbestos hands."

by MSG November 17, 2006

Asbestos Newt

A very tall invisible lizard resembling a newt. Result of a newt being exposed to the chemical asbestos.

"Yo dawg that lizard is HUGE!"

"That ain't no lizard man! Its an asbestos newt!"

by Bapup November 28, 2011

Asbestos flaygon

Used when you cannot understand the pronunciation when an oriental person speaks.
From the Youtube hit and meme, Tuts my Barreh

*At a Korean fast food*
Waiter: Me saff yu. wot yu rike?
Bob: Sorry what was that? I just want one beef fried rice to go.
Waiter: Bif frai rai? Hokey. Anatha?
Bob: What? That's all
Waiter: Chenku
Bob: And asbestos flaygon you too

by stuntdunk June 13, 2013