A Reassuringly expensive Lager of 5.2& abv. Turns a fellow from a small biscuit arsed dweeb into a kebab munchin groch, willing to pagger with anyone who doesn't agree with him.
" call forth the power of 9 Stella's and I'll bail you out of the Bridewell if you haven't caused too much trouble "
by John Gaskell March 21, 2004
Cold ass shit from Belgium! (Good shit)
It Makes you drunk,strong and brave...
You might even fight a nigga or 2!
Very expensive.....
Loved by black people such as myself.
stella artois! My way of life!
It Makes you drunk,strong and brave...
You might even fight a nigga or 2!
Very expensive.....
Loved by black people such as myself.
stella artois! My way of life!
Me; Man after a few stella's i beated th living fuck out of that mexican!
Mike; Yea well....he's back standing in front of your door and he brought his 25 cousins with him..
Me; Holy shit!......Got some Stella???
Mike; Ah here it is...sweet Stella Artois,our saviour!
Mike; Yea well....he's back standing in front of your door and he brought his 25 cousins with him..
Me; Holy shit!......Got some Stella???
Mike; Ah here it is...sweet Stella Artois,our saviour!
by Bronx-ghetto-my niggazzzzzz February 13, 2008
a Belgium beer. Slayer is shown Drinking it on the back of the "Reign in Blood" Album. Other than that, it sucks.
by diamonddave420 October 24, 2010
by toymi69 May 30, 2008
The painfull head ache you get in the morning after a night consuming far too many pints of Stella Artois
You sit there on the floor in your undies, cuddling the only friend in the world you have left (the toilet), randomly continuing to make the walrus noises, spitting, and farting. Help usually comes at this stage, even if it is short lived.
Tears stream down your face and your abdomen hurts. Help now turns into abuse and he/she usually goes back to bed leaving you there in the dark.
With your stomach totally empty, your spontaneous eruptions have died back to 15-minute intervals, but your body won't relent.
You are convinced that you are starting to turn yourself inside out and swear that you saw your tonsils shoot out of your mouth on the last occasion.
It is now dawn and you pass your disgusted partner getting up for the day as you try to climb into bed. She/he abuses you again for trying to get into bed with lumpy bits of dried vomit in your hair.
You reluctantly accept their advice and have a shower in exchange for them driving you to the hospital.
Work is simply not an option as the Stingy head of Artois had over taken your brain.
The whole day is spent trying to avoid anything that might make you sick again, like moving.
You vow never to touch a drop again and who knows for the next two or three hours at least you might even succeed.
Tears stream down your face and your abdomen hurts. Help now turns into abuse and he/she usually goes back to bed leaving you there in the dark.
With your stomach totally empty, your spontaneous eruptions have died back to 15-minute intervals, but your body won't relent.
You are convinced that you are starting to turn yourself inside out and swear that you saw your tonsils shoot out of your mouth on the last occasion.
It is now dawn and you pass your disgusted partner getting up for the day as you try to climb into bed. She/he abuses you again for trying to get into bed with lumpy bits of dried vomit in your hair.
You reluctantly accept their advice and have a shower in exchange for them driving you to the hospital.
Work is simply not an option as the Stingy head of Artois had over taken your brain.
The whole day is spent trying to avoid anything that might make you sick again, like moving.
You vow never to touch a drop again and who knows for the next two or three hours at least you might even succeed.
by chiken-lover June 12, 2011
A low flavor Lager beer, sometimes served in a funny chalice glass.
InBevs forward modern thinking now provides the free stained white vest in both Mens and Womens Sizes for all your after party needs.
InBevs forward modern thinking now provides the free stained white vest in both Mens and Womens Sizes for all your after party needs.
In a typical Pub setting: (read in thick deep accent) "Get me a Pint o' Stella, yes now, you f'in melt!". (Stella Artois)
Someone reading the label: "Stella... Erm......Art'oy'is?? Art'o'is? Art'warr, in't that h'aw they say it on telly?"
Someone reading the label: "Stella... Erm......Art'oy'is?? Art'o'is? Art'warr, in't that h'aw they say it on telly?"
by words_of_wisdom January 28, 2022
by Akathebrat January 06, 2018