Augmented

When you use mechanical implants to improve upon oneself and use sunglasses where others can't

My vision is augmented

by Chantoxxtreme August 25, 2013

augmented matricies

Arguably the reason why high school students commit suicide, and the most difficult concept of Algebra 2. A complete waste of time, as there are various other methods of solving matrices that don't involve half-hour long porcesses that are very liable to error.

Test on augmented matricies: Augment the Matrix:

( 2 4 5 | 5 )
( 1 3 3 | 2 )
( 2 4 6 | 2 )

Student: "OH LORD JESUS HAVE MERCY!" /uses Kramer's rule anyway

by piccoloboy September 10, 2006

Augmented reality

The fusion of 3D and real-life imagery, achieved via the use of modern image-processing technology.

Augmented Reality helps sell the product.

by 2Nova November 5, 2009

augmented skankbot

A promiscuous female that used plastic surgery to achieve her notoriety.

Originally published in the Toronto Sun, on May 24, 2006, the term was used to describe Tara Reid.

See Skank

That augmented skankbot will screw anything she can get.

by EGeoffries October 9, 2006

Admented Reality

The practice of augmenting real life photographs and videos with computer-generated advertisements inserted after the images have been captured.

Google is introducing a concept of admented reality by proposing that real life billboards in their street view photos be augmented with virtual advertisements they sell.

by arlingtone January 15, 2010

augmented breasts

The greatest thing since penis enlargement pills, kinda like the lady with the third breast in total recall.

Joe: Did you see Jane's new augmented breasts?
Jimmy: Oh hells to the yes
Jane: Did i hear you talking about these bad boys?

by KingSinOfSloth January 26, 2017

augmented crew

When you take a dump, start to wipe because you think it is over, and then push out not only one more log but an entire second dump.

Derivation: Air force - for a long flight extra crewmen are added to a plane.

I would have been finished earlier but there was an augmented crew.

by spandox August 22, 2007