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Augmented

When you use mechanical implants to improve upon oneself and use sunglasses where others can't
My vision is augmented
by Chantoxxtreme August 25, 2013
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augmented matricies

Arguably the reason why high school students commit suicide, and the most difficult concept of Algebra 2. A complete waste of time, as there are various other methods of solving matrices that don't involve half-hour long porcesses that are very liable to error.
Test on augmented matricies: Augment the Matrix:

( 2 4 5 | 5 )
( 1 3 3 | 2 )
( 2 4 6 | 2 )

Student: "OH LORD JESUS HAVE MERCY!" /uses Kramer's rule anyway
by piccoloboy September 10, 2006
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Augmented reality

The fusion of 3D and real-life imagery, achieved via the use of modern image-processing technology.
by 2Nova November 5, 2009
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augmented skankbot

A promiscuous female that used plastic surgery to achieve her notoriety.

Originally published in the Toronto Sun, on May 24, 2006, the term was used to describe Tara Reid.

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That augmented skankbot will screw anything she can get.
by EGeoffries October 9, 2006
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Admented Reality

The practice of augmenting real life photographs and videos with computer-generated advertisements inserted after the images have been captured.
Google is introducing a concept of admented reality by proposing that real life billboards in their street view photos be augmented with virtual advertisements they sell.
by arlingtone January 15, 2010
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augmented breasts

The greatest thing since penis enlargement pills, kinda like the lady with the third breast in total recall.
Joe: Did you see Jane's new augmented breasts?
Jimmy: Oh hells to the yes
Jane: Did i hear you talking about these bad boys?
by KingSinOfSloth January 26, 2017
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augmented crew

When you take a dump, start to wipe because you think it is over, and then push out not only one more log but an entire second dump.

Derivation: Air force - for a long flight extra crewmen are added to a plane.
I would have been finished earlier but there was an augmented crew.
by spandox August 22, 2007
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