Arttard

One who lacks proper knowledge regarding art.

Can you believe he didn't know who Mondrian is? He's such an arttard.

by artlover February 24, 2008

Artard

An artard is basically a retard but more fun to say . Try it it’s so fun to say. Artard is a word that is rude to call people but is the funnest thing to say so I would advise calling all of your friends it and telling all of them to say it because it’s super fun

An artard is basically a retard but more fun to say . Try it it’s so fun to say. Artard is a word that is rude to call people but is the funnest thing to say so I would advise calling all of your friends it and telling all of them to say it because it’s super fun

by Duahfjsufjajdhsud March 23, 2019

artard

computer nerd talk for retard, only a true computer nerd could think this word up. also used in south park.

no this is not just a computer game it is a online RPG with team speak you artard!!

by Ryan Neve October 10, 2006

Mc-Artard

Some tool that works at mcdonalds and messes up your order, even though you asked them if they got it right.

Tom: I'll have a filet of fish please.
Mc-artard: Okay i got that.
Tom: A Filet of fish right?
Mc-artard: Yep, please drive up to next window.
(At home or in driveway)
Tom: What the hell? I got a Double Cheeseburger! D:<

by Ronald Mc-Donald June 1, 2009

artard

A person with absolutely no aptitude for, or working knowledge of modern technology, ideas, or common art forms, trends and entertainment.

"Where the fuck have you been living... Under a rock, you fucking artard?? How can you not know what a Cleveland Steamer is?

by Phlegmlord April 24, 2016

artard

Dennis, the night manager at the Dough Bowl in New Orleans. His managerial skills include threatening to be a hardass, getting in the way, and telling bad stories that involve his fat ass taking a shit while eating peanut butter. He had to trade in his trailer for a doublewide when he got married just so his elephantine wife could get through the door. But, ya know, at least he spends lots of time with his two kids, who aren't really his, WHEN HE'S NOT TELLING THEM TO GO AWAY AND LET HIM CONCENTRATE ON HIS FUCKIN HALO! First person to come to the dough bowl and get rid of my horrible boss eats free for the rest of the year.

Dammit, artard, mop the floor!

by disgruntled cook December 7, 2004

Artard

Someone who is incapable of making or understanding art.

You can't draw, paint, or paper mache for shit!

you are such an artard..

by punch!uation December 13, 2010