Definitions by Phlegmlord

Chortle 

The act of taking a good bong hit; derived from the sound of the bong water percolation during an aggressive hit.

Save me a chortle, bruh, I got skipped when I went to the crapper.

Chortle by Phlegmlord March 12, 2019

artard 

A person with absolutely no aptitude for, or working knowledge of modern technology, ideas, or common art forms, trends and entertainment.

"Where the fuck have you been living... Under a rock, you fucking artard?? How can you not know what a Cleveland Steamer is?

artard by Phlegmlord April 24, 2016