Apolo-lie

A term used to describe a fake apology. The term was coined by Widow Von Du on RuPauls Drag Race,S12,ep6,2020

“I hate when someone’s trying to backtrack because now they’re trying to apolo-lie”-Widow Von Du on RuPauls Drag Race, S12,2020

by Damien Thorn333 April 8, 2020

I DO apologize

This means I do NOT apologize, and fuck you.

"I DO apologize,"...said the serial killer.
"I DO apologize"... said the politician.
"I DO apologize"...said customer service.

by sizzlefashizle October 19, 2018

I owe you an apology. I was not familiar with your game

A fraze once made popular by NBA Legend Shaquille O'Neil reacting to a surprisingly good performance by a current NBA Player that he never thought was able to put on the court, undermining his class up until this very point in time.

This term is now commonly used to describing a situation in which an individual (mostly male) acknowledges the fact that a (female) has been attractive and he just never noticed or was blind to this fact for other reasons, leading him to apologize using the infamous inside joke.

1. Shaq: Christian Wood I wan't to apologize, I wasn't familiar with your game and-
Wood: Aw man, you're a casual!

2. Dude: Gyatt, Sandra that booty phaaat. You been hitting the Gym lately?
Sandra: What? My booty been fat ever since, where have you been?

Dude: Oh okay, I see you now though. I owe you an apology. I was not familiar with your game.

by Dschezi December 21, 2022

Apolonia

Apolonia- a woman who is very beautiful, sexy, and intelligent even though she might not show it. She also is most likely Hispanic. Apolonia is very kind and caring when she wants to be but don't get on her bad side! You would regret that. Apolonia is most likely a rebel and try's to live life to the fullest. She is the type to act like a queen but on the inside she is/can fall apart quickly. The guys will most likely love Apolonia but they will be to intimidated by her. She is the type to stay away from drama she most likely had/has a hard life at home. She is always trying her best she feels she has to prove someone or something wrong such as society, peers, family etc.

"That girl Apolonia is so pretty! But I don't know if I have the courage to talk to her."

by Jose Cardenas January 10, 2014

Notes app apology

An apology that a person (mostly influencers and celebrities) type out on the notes app (more particularly the notes app on an iPhone). They are usually a quick apology so the writer can do damage control if that celebrity or influencer gets canceled or called out for something that is usually controversial. It’s hard to tell if a notes app apology is sincere since they can constructed by ones management, publicist or team. They are commonly uploaded to social media sites such as Twitter and Instagram.

Person: Omg gurl look! James Charles got canceled yet AGAIN!
Person #2: Yes gurlll I also saw that half assed Notes app apology he put out on his Instagram. I’m disgusted.

by I Tell The Whole Real Truth July 12, 2021

apoconoma

The part of the story that explains or describes the title

The apoconoma for Fiddler on the Roof comes right at the beginning of the story.

by For the Record February 5, 2015

cop apologist

A cop apologist is a person, usually a Statist, who, no matter what a cop does, no matter how bad and unreasonable their actions are. A cop apologist will defend their actions no matter what. They, like cops themselves, think that the police are royalty and above the law and they think that cops should be able to do whatever they want no matter what the situation is. They also think that people should just comply to cops or whatever even though people are not obligated to. They also think it's bad for people to stand up for their rights to a cop even though they have every right to do so.

Regular person: That cop just shot a kid while the kid was holding a Wii remote.

Cop apologist: That Wii remote could have been a gun, I think the cop's action is justified.

Regular person: Really? If you can't tell the difference between a Wii remote and a gun, you must be mentally retarded or a special kind of stupid and shouldn't even be a cop.

by Paperplates2 March 19, 2014