alement

Self-inflicted injury sustained with the aid of booze (ale to be specific, but applies equally to other fermented drinks).

A)- C)'s not in today then?
B)- Nah, he's got some mystery alement, a broken toe.
A)- How's that a mystery?
B)- He has no idea how it happened.

by Dermot O'Logical October 11, 2009

Sober Atonement

The next day after a night of binging and after eventually regaining the agonising sensation of sobriety: the first coherent sentence from their mouths, "I'm never drinking again"
... never once has that vow held it's integrity, consequently forming a vicious cycle of binge drinking and denial for the rest of their hypocritical lives.

Bob: Alright Earl? How's the hangover?

Earl: Aw horrible -- I'm never drinking again.

Bob: ... so I'll see you at the pub tonight? Carl's giving us a lock-in.

Earl: YEAH!

Bob: You really need to stop with the Sober Atonement mate, makes you seem like a pathetic wanker... what would Jesus say?

by ganeshaonyaba September 20, 2009

Atonement

The acceptance to the FACT that ALL MINDS ARE JOINED, AND ALL MINDS ARE HEALD

I literally know everything, but life is STILL hard, probably because I forgot to accept the atonement.

by TheRealSpiritMan January 18, 2023

alement

Alcohol in its most basic elemental form. Atomic number is difficult to track because of unpredictable movment of particles.

John discovered the alement for moonshine last night.

by Sawdust Prophet October 20, 2010

abodement

an omen; a foretelling

the abodement.

by Word Fangirl August 28, 2016

Anoncement

When you say something that comes across noncy

“I really like child play parks”, said Mo mo. “That’s an anoncement if I’ve ever heard one” replied Escoth

by Escoth May 9, 2019

aloneet

The Tree of Life in the garden of Yah

She was so pleasant and sweet, her name was Aloneet.

by Aroniyah November 21, 2021