A monthly payment Men are forced to pay to their Wife's for the pass used of their Vagina.
Also known as vaginamoney.
One of the MANY REASONS why a man NOT get MARRIED to a WESTERN WOMAN.
Also known as vaginamoney.
One of the MANY REASONS why a man NOT get MARRIED to a WESTERN WOMAN.
by Kunzy D January 6, 2012
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Nathaniel had to pay alimony to his wife Janetta after two years of marriage, despite the fact that she has already been divorced six times before.
by AYB October 9, 2003
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*better known as Anime to their fans.
*better known as Anime to their fans.
I'm so happy ^___^;
I'm so sad .___.
I'm tired as f*ck x___x
"that guy's gotta be one of those animu freaks..."
"why do you say that?"
"he uses those animoticons in chat.."
"yeah..so...?"
"well I'm a jerk and a self-loathing closet geek of different stuff so I have to point that out."
"gotcha."
I'm so sad .___.
I'm tired as f*ck x___x
"that guy's gotta be one of those animu freaks..."
"why do you say that?"
"he uses those animoticons in chat.."
"yeah..so...?"
"well I'm a jerk and a self-loathing closet geek of different stuff so I have to point that out."
"gotcha."
by madaoxsama March 14, 2010
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Get the allMotti mug.That wife you love so much, the little honey buns who you thought was an angel? Well, she's going to castrate you. Once she's done with that, she'll take your kids, put a restraining order on you with a false accusation, and then she'll take everything that rightfully belongs to YOU. After this, you must followed with a series of payments to support her, even if she is perfectly able to work.
Yes, my friend, welcome to the world of alimony. You better pray that the child support (which WILL inevitably come) does not toss your castrated balls into the grinder to make food for the dogs.
Yes, my friend, welcome to the world of alimony. You better pray that the child support (which WILL inevitably come) does not toss your castrated balls into the grinder to make food for the dogs.
Judge: You make 30,000 a year, so you must give your wife 15,000. Oh, and your child support is $300 a month.
Guy: Good-bye comfort and hello hunger...
Guy: Good-bye comfort and hello hunger...
by BusinessMan April 22, 2005
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Let's spark up some Alamota boys, in remembrance of those 187 brave souls that lost their lives defending liberty back in 1836.
by Old Deadeye May 2, 2008
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