A city on the Jersey Shore that has been turned dangerous due to riots and other shit, it's going through a large-scale renovation to make it nice again. Very historic and cool to visit.
by Craig ARC May 2, 2006
Get the Asbury Park mug.An incredibly eccentric, strange person, who is most commonly known for their out of tune harp playing and Multiple Personalities, and the fact they are not human, but Koala.
Most people, when faced with 'Alburz' do now know how to react.
Common reactions include:
1. Screaming
2. Vommiting
3. Consumption of live young
4. Fainting
5. Incredibly Aggressive, sometimes dangerous behaviour.
To date, 76 people have been killed by interactions with Alburz, 17 of which came into contact with the harp.
Most people, when faced with 'Alburz' do now know how to react.
Common reactions include:
1. Screaming
2. Vommiting
3. Consumption of live young
4. Fainting
5. Incredibly Aggressive, sometimes dangerous behaviour.
To date, 76 people have been killed by interactions with Alburz, 17 of which came into contact with the harp.
Girl one: OMG DID YOU HEAR ABOUT JOHNNY?
Girl two: No, what happened?
Girl one: He came into contact with Alburz!
Girl two: No, what happened?
Girl one: He came into contact with Alburz!
by HarryJesuPotter January 23, 2009
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An individual who is known for the poor imitations of other individuals who have rhythm and can dance.
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by Mossguy August 16, 2006
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Person 1: 'Mushroom and jelly fish are the same, except one's alive and one swims.'
Person 2: 'Golly, that's certainly an Albery!'
Person 2: 'Golly, that's certainly an Albery!'
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Get the asbury mug.Aldbury is a small village near Tring in Hertfordshire. It is mainly occupied by a few elderly crack heads.
There are 2 pubs where a night with a badger isn't only a fantasy for these lost locals.
There are stories of a dark Prince that once lived in Aldbury, The locals chased him away because he was dark and not related to anyone else in the village.
Stories say he still lives there, undercover.. In someone's shed probably, selling rocks.
The area is dangerous at night, there have been murders there.
This village is littered with used needles and tampons but it remains defiant, strong and inbred.
There are 2 pubs where a night with a badger isn't only a fantasy for these lost locals.
There are stories of a dark Prince that once lived in Aldbury, The locals chased him away because he was dark and not related to anyone else in the village.
Stories say he still lives there, undercover.. In someone's shed probably, selling rocks.
The area is dangerous at night, there have been murders there.
This village is littered with used needles and tampons but it remains defiant, strong and inbred.
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by Badger's kneecaps March 18, 2013
Get the Aldbury mug.One who consistently rocks that shit, whatever it is, cooking, work, sex, whatever. Often having a monster cock and fucks like a machine. Exceptionally sweet, often an empath, but should not be considered weak lest he make you wish you were dead.
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