Aldbury

Aldbury is a small village near Tring in Hertfordshire. It is mainly occupied by a few elderly crack heads.
There are 2 pubs where a night with a badger isn't only a fantasy for these lost locals.
There are stories of a dark Prince that once lived in Aldbury, The locals chased him away because he was dark and not related to anyone else in the village.
Stories say he still lives there, undercover.. In someone's shed probably, selling rocks.
The area is dangerous at night, there have been murders there.
This village is littered with used needles and tampons but it remains defiant, strong and inbred.

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by Badger's kneecaps March 18, 2013

West Albury

A place where cars are drag racing all the time and never get caught

bob: Did you hear those cars racing last night and didn't get caught

Bogan :Yeah it sounds like it was from West Albury

by Tony Abbott is a dick December 22, 2015

maddy albury

She is a shit cunt with one arm and can’t ride a bike

Maddy Albury is a shit cunt

by Pseudond September 11, 2018

Albury

Albury is a city just north of the Victorian and NSW border.
It is one of those places that is undesirable to live in, filled with people far from the level of technology found in places such as South West Sydney.
However the cooler people who live in Albury are generally referred to as a KOK.

"I visited a little albury in the middle of the NT last week"

by Frazzle-Head! June 9, 2009