aftershrink

The significant decrease in penis size when exposed to ice-cold water.

"Had some serious aftershrink from that Ice Bucket Challenge"

by QuackLife August 26, 2014

delayed aftershock

: (n) a sword technique that requires the user to slash an object, which will inflict interior damage while keeping the exterior unblemished; a master of this technique can sculpt the interior to their liking.

After Wa De Kun used delayed aftershock on a boulder, the boulder seemed to remain unchanged. However, when you look inside the boulder via an x-ray, you can see a replica of Michelangelo's David.

by Yuudma February 13, 2018

Morning After Shit

The extreme and bulky shitting process that is the result of a long night of heavy drinking.

Dude where have you been all morning?

Man, I was all fucked up last night, I woke up and had to drop the Morning After Shit. It was seriously like a one footer. I feel so much better.

by Creativenate88 May 25, 2009

afterthot

(noun) a lame, sloppy seconds hoe; a rebound thot

Please, that basic bitch just an afterthot.

by a8m5n8 May 3, 2014

Aftersigh

The sigh that occurs after laughing really hard. There are usually laughing tears present also.

Person: Hahahahaha! *aftersigh*

by Mothernaturepineappledinosaur February 16, 2010

canadian aftershave

The odor left on ones face after having a putrid smelling hockey glove pressed into it.

That hoser took some whacks at our goalie after the whistle so I had to give him a dose of the Canadian Aftershave, eh?

by DJ Hotpocket May 23, 2016

afterwit

a smark remark or witty retort made or thought of a half hour too late.

After being insulted by Reilly, George had an afterwit later that day.

REILLY: "Hey George, the ocean called; they're running out of shrimp."

(Later that day)

GEORGE: "Oh yeah, Reilly? Well, the Jerk Store called, and they're running out of you."

by theclerk June 27, 2008