advil girl

A girl that looks hot at first, but after a short period of time you realize that she isn't all that great.

If you have ever had a candy coated advil pill, then you will know that they taste pretty good when you first put them in your mouth, however, after a short period of time they taste disgusting. I saw this girl today, and she looked pretty good, but as usual, she was a typical advil girl and I got outta there.

by Nelson. October 2, 2006

Advil Couple

A boring couple, which can be old and is always ill and needs advils for headaches/arthirits etc.

*advil couple walks by, wearing wal*mart clothes and sensible payless shoes*
Person 1: aw man, check out that advil couple!
Person 2: urgh i hope me and my gf never become like that!

by Henna Javed June 3, 2006

advil pm

When the sex is so great that you are put to sleep

"Wow baby that gave me Advil PM"
"Really? The sex was that good?"

by JenniOwens August 31, 2017

Advil Roulette

Since someone with stomach problems like Crohn's Disease can only sometimes tolerate Advil, taking it will either lead to that person feeling better or explosive diarrhea. The meaning of the phrase is derived from Russian Roulette because you never know which time the Advil will end in explosive diarrhea.

I'm going to play Advil Roulette to make this headache go away.

by crohns kid April 20, 2013

chase and advil

Chase is the kind of guy that loves Advil.

Wow Chase really loves Advil. Chase and Advil are best friends

by Chase loves advil May 27, 2017

Advice Monkey

A (usually quite arrogant, hypocritical and narcissistic) person who feels compelled to give other people tons of personal advice and perhaps even detailed instructions on how to live their lives. This person is always never in any sort of position to actually give advice, being almost defined by their poor choices and often barely functional or even dysfunctional in their own lives.

My friend Michael the Advice Monkey won't shut the fuck up with his advice on health and street smarts; he's also on several antidepressants and lives in a Section 8 apartment with his cat.

by ShinCookie August 3, 2016

If I want your advice...

If I want your advice... I'll beat it out. This is a tough guy to someone who gives too much unwanted advice!

I have known how to do this since you were in diapers. If I want your advice... I'll beat it out of you!

by I, Wreckerrr September 9, 2020