re-accommodate

verb, euphemistic corporate slang

viciously beat with hits and kicks, batter until bloody and limp.

Don't make me re-accommodate you!

Security re-accommodated the uncooperative passenger.

by Hippasus of Metapontum April 11, 2017

re-accommodate

to beat up and violently drag paying passengers off an airplane in order to make room for airline crew on stand-by.

"I apologize for having to re-accommodate these customers." (Oscar Munoz, CEO, United Airlines, April 10, 2017)

by Wim2600 April 10, 2017

re-accomodate

to beat up or kick someone's ass

I had to re-accomodate the motherfucker who touched my wife's ass.

by ze777enz April 10, 2017

Re-accommodate

When you beat the crap out of someone for not giving up the seat they paid for

Person A: I am so excited to get re-accommodated on united airlines, Who knows maybe I will get a first class seat.
Me: Of course you will...

by Micky25 April 11, 2017

Gilbert Addoms

Gilbert Addoms is a dorm on Duke's East Campus. Commonly known as "GA" or "The Shit," it is Duke's largest dorm, housing around 190 students.

I'm so glad I live in Gilbert Addoms and not with those fucktards in Bell Tower.

by Duke Duke Motherfuckas November 3, 2008

pride and accomplishment

What I feel when grinding 40 hours to unlock Darth Vader.

The intent was to provide a sense of pride and accomplishment for unlocking heroes

by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy June 12, 2019

Mission Accomplished

Something you say after you fuck up. This way, people will think you have actually succeeded when in fact you have failed so miserably your former supporters have crossed over.

Mission Accomplished in Iraq, eh?

by rise up rise against June 16, 2004