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What in the actual fuck?!? To describe a sence of shock and confusion about the reality of your situation.
Your phone was connected to wifi then suddenly disconnects without reason, your chair was there a minute ago and now its gone. What in the ACTUAL fuck.
by Dirtprincess33 February 16, 2014
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A rare artifact that you probably won't find under the Urban Dictionary. If you want to find this rarity, please look anywhere else but here.
You probably won't find any actual definitions on many words on this website, especially on the word "pineapple".
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Lance never hated Keith, but sometimes our feelings can get lost in translation when coming from our thoughts to verbal communication.
Lance: ''I actually don't hate you right now...''
Me (a love guru who can see the difference between a rivalry and sexual tension): ''Oh lance, sweetie, you never hated him''
by bitchassrubberneck June 29, 2018
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Callsign used by a military commander or leader in radio chatter to indicate the acting commander is speaking instead of that platoons Radio Telephone Operator (RTO).

If command calls the platoon and requests "Hunter Two-One", they'll be hailing the unit Hunter Two-One, and will therefore speak to the RTO. If command calls for "Hunter Two-One Actual" they are requesting the acting commander of that unit, as opposed to the unit as a whole (and the RTO).
-"Hunter Two-One Actual. Come in, Hunter Two-One Actual."

-"This is Hunter Two-One."

-"No, not the RTO. Hunter Two-One ACTUAL. Just put the lieutenant on the line."
by Foxjohn February 12, 2010
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having the property of self-actualization or convergence between self and ideal (recursive) self. Refers to an individual having a sense of his own existential orientation; a movement aware of its own orientation in history; the fake converging with the real (hypermodernism); or past and future converging into a single resonant moment in time (metamodernism).
Marilyn Monroe was an actualizative starlet who was not only unparalleled onscreen, but recognized her own contributions to film pantheon as iconic during the course of her career.
by sandraxine June 14, 2017
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First coined by Danish writer Søren Kierkegaard, a technical philosophical phrase, employed primarily in metaphysical and existentialist discourses, to draw a sharp distinction between actual fucks and merely potential fucks.
Person online: I would like to express an opinion on which reasonable minds may differ.
SK: what in the ACTUAL fuck
Twitter: omg all the rts
by urbanexistentialist February 6, 2015
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