Avoid the Noid

1. Stay out of trouble; take care.

1. "Great catching up, dude. Talk soon. Avoid the Noid."

2. "How's it going?" "All good. Avoiding the Noid."

by robothater August 15, 2009

Avoid a person

Definition of avoid for English Language Learners. : to stay away from (someone or something) : to prevent the occurrence of (something bad, unpleasant, etc.) : to keep yourself from doing (something) or participating in (something)

He continued to avoid her even though he knew she liked him.

keep away from or stop oneself from doing (something).
"avoid excessive exposure to the sun"
synonyms: keep away from, stay away from, steer clear of, give a wide berth to, fight shy of
"I avoid situations that stress me out"

repudiate, nullify, or render void (a decree or contract).

Avoid a person. To walk away from turn your back to them. Completely give them the cold shoulder and forget that you ever talked to them. Forget they are alive and or be rude and don't say "hello how are you?" How was your weekend? He gave her the cold shoulder by not acknowledging that she was there. He started being a complete ASS HOLE by ignoring her and forgetting that she cared about him. He became rude and selfish!!! Dumb Fuck!!

by Rosebud1997 December 4, 2017

Avoid Arousal April

Something to look forward to after Finger Free February.

Person 1: Hey dude
Person 2: Did you know its AAA?
Person 1: whats that
Person 2: Avoid Arousal April, which means no sexual arousal
Person 1: damn it

by fatyoshi24 October 4, 2021

avoid like the plague

evade someone or something at all cost

If you see her avoid her like the plague. (example of avoid like the plague)

by The Return of Light Joker December 7, 2009

Avoid water

When someone says "avoid water" it is because they suspect you to be Spaghetti

Person 1: No I'm not gay
Person 2: Well you should avoid water

by imspaghetti December 15, 2018

Avoid Pi Like the Plague

An ill-advised mantra math-anxious folks unquestionably take to heart on hearing it from negative or unhelpful people, who are only contaminating the minds of their listeners with fake mathematical information.

To tell someone to avoid pi like the plague is like telling them that π is a rational number because it can be expressed as the ratio of a circle’s circumference to its diameter.

by MathPlus November 6, 2021

avoid like the Velvet Fog

To evade something at all costs. See avoid like the plague.

Nuts, I avoid like the Velvet Fog, because I'm deathly allergic to them.

by Ouizardus July 5, 2006