Asthma
A condition that can exist any and everywhere therefore it’s the best excuse ever; you can literally use this shit for any and everything
Asthma
A. A condition that causes people to be short of breath.
B. An excuse used by fat, lazy, smokers who really don't have asthma.
B. An excuse used by fat, lazy, smokers who really don't have asthma.
Asthma
Girl 1- Man I had such a bad asthma attack last night!
Girl 2- Good thing you had that pump right!
OR
Girl 1- Oh for the love of God why we gotta run track for gym knowing that I have asthma.....
Boy 1- Oh wow that's pretty F'd up!
Gym teacher- (Girl) You don't have to run the track today but you have to jog on it!
Girl 1- Alright!
Boy 1- Oh sh!t..... Uh I have asthma to!
Girl and Gym teacher- STFU!
Girl 2- Good thing you had that pump right!
OR
Girl 1- Oh for the love of God why we gotta run track for gym knowing that I have asthma.....
Boy 1- Oh wow that's pretty F'd up!
Gym teacher- (Girl) You don't have to run the track today but you have to jog on it!
Girl 1- Alright!
Boy 1- Oh sh!t..... Uh I have asthma to!
Girl and Gym teacher- STFU!
Asthma by LalalalLlLlL September 3, 2013
Asthma
A defect when being born Wich can be asthma A or asthma B most dangerous is asthma A but still they both can kill you. They are allergic reactions Wich don't let you breath, this allergic reaction are only caused to people with the defect, smoke, hard exercise (mostly cardio), and some colognes can cause the allergy, it can be cured by age, or you can do a lot of cardio but with the pump wich can help you or swim, these can help you endure so you can survive an asthma attack
Asthma by Female_Body_Inspector April 23, 2019
Asthma
Asthma by mosslands fc May 10, 2018
asthma
A condition that prevents a man from doing something unless he has permission from his wife or girlfriend. Everytime they're invited to do something they respond "I gotta asthma girl" or "I gotta asthma (ask my) wife"