2 definitions by abd

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A condition that prevents a man from doing something unless he has permission from his wife or girlfriend. Everytime they're invited to do something they respond "I gotta asthma girl" or "I gotta asthma (ask my) wife"
Guy A: Where's John
Guy B: Man, you know he can't go nowhere. That fool got asthma.
by abd July 14, 2006
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Any Asian boy or man.
Look at the group of Karls over there at that table
by ABD July 14, 2006
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