you are so handsome and i love you so much you are the best friend i could ever ask for and even though we have been through drama i willalways stay by your side <3
A condition that prevents a man from doing something unless he has permission from his wife or girlfriend. Everytime they're invited to do something they respond "I gotta asthma girl" or "I gotta asthma (ask my) wife"
Guy A: Where's John Guy B: Man, you know he can't go nowhere. That fool got asthma.