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assswing

A kind of swinging movement.

That bubbly back and forth movement which leads to a rather healthy workout for one's eyes. It has the ability to awaken many from deep slumber. The heart is engulfed with a flood of happiness on seeing the magical act.

Menfolk, when they are present in the company of womenfolk, are said to be conflicted at sightings of assswing. Unable to express happiness and forced to restrain the eyes from roving, they feel a deep sense of guilt, when they let a assswing moment go by. In economic terms, it can be equated with the idea of opportunity cost.
That girl lives next to you?

Wow. You so lucky. I still have dreams about her assswings.
by lolesh June 6, 2017
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