alpo

Shortened version of alcohol poisoning. Typically referring to someone who is extremely drunk.

I was so Alpo last night, I thought I was going to die.

by Erica and Julie December 30, 2008

Alpo Night

A term that describes that the bar or club that you are at is lacking attractive women, and further indicates that the ones present are considered DOGS. Alpo is a brand name of dog food.

I think it's time to go home and call it a night, it looks like it has been another Alpo Night at every bar and club we've been at today, not one hot looking babe in sight!

by Warnhubb March 25, 2008

alpo can

Euphemism for a thick penis.

I accidentally cleaved my wife in two last night with my Alpo can.

by Zildor December 8, 2015

dirty alpo

putting penutbutter around your anus and having your dog lick it clean

scottie went home after work and had a dirty alpo

by barbershoptalks November 28, 2011

alpo ceiling

Social barriers that prevent the wide acceptance of dogs in positions of authority. Similar to the glass ceiling experienced by women trying to climb the corporate ladder.

Brinkley the golden retriever, with the annoucement of his candidacy for governor of Alaska, has gone a long way towards breaking the alpo ceiling.

by p.m.graham September 6, 2008

Alpo male

A human male who eats Alpo brand dog food

Clark is such a Alpo male , he's been eating Alpo brand dog food for a few months now.

by Sacredalien March 17, 2022