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adoptoraptor

People or person who adopts too many children. Child hoarder. One who adopts because it is the in thing to do, like carrying a small dog in a purse, or liking Justin Bieber.
Brangelina is an adoptoraptor.

Madonna and Brangie, stop being adoptoraptors!
by adopted Claire January 4, 2011
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Surprise Adoption

Taking a kid that isn't yours; kidnapping.
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'Kidnapping' is such a strong word. I prefer to say 'Surprise Adoption'.
by Bexxe October 1, 2010
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Akopito

Comes from the Filipino word Ako which means me and Pito which means seven, this term was originaly written as Ako7, 7 was translated into a Filipino word, now known as Akopito.
Ako si Kevin = Akopito

Ako + Kevin which rhymes with seven,
and also the month of my birth
by Akopito October 19, 2010
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Adoptomonster

An adoptomonster is a person who adopts a child but should not have been allowed to do so. This person is abusive to the adopted child, either physically, psychologically, or sexually. Many adoptomonsters are pedophiles, drug/alcohol addicts, mentally ill, or just plain evil.

Adoptomonsters have no problems passing adoption agency "home studies" because these "studies" do not include thorough background checks, psychological exams, or drug testing.

Most adoptomonsters are considered "upstanding citizens" in their communities and hide the abuse they inflict on their purchased (adopted) children from the view of their friends, extended families, and community.

Adoptomonsters are everywhere. They appear to be "normal" people. But, make no mistake about it, they are NOT saints. There is a warm place in Hell for adoptomonsters.
Joan Crawford was an adoptomonster.
by ChrisMara August 25, 2013
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Adopt Me

A cancerous game on roblox that was meant for roleplays of a family. But instead people trade and scam each other and never adopt people or roleplay.
Person 1: Hey ima go scam some kids in adopt me.

Person 2: lmao why tho
by IlIlIlIlIlIlIlIl September 30, 2020
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Adropos

Adropos may be used to characterize a lot of different behaviors where a man (never a woman!) acts with unparalleled manner. It is the ultimate characterization that a man from Cyprus may ever receive. It is very difficult for someone to reach such a state and you may never be able to come across an Adropos. Most Adropoi (plural of Adropos) may be found in the Kingdom of Aradippou (a city-state-kingdom) in Cyprus. (for the ignorants; Adropos is ALWAYS written with two “omikron” and never with an “omega”)
En mialos Adropos olan! (slung Cyprus dialect)
by MIALOS ADROPOS April 6, 2005
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adopt a pop

A beta male who never had kids of their own, but is now caring for the kids of single mother.
Mother say's

I wish I had someone in my life but it's hard for men to stay with me because I'm a package deal with kids.
I need an adopt a pop.
by Nightcrawler March 30, 2023
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