abso-effing-lutely

A more severe form of the word 'absolutely.'

He is abso-effing-lutely the dumbest person I have ever met.

by KristinNicole January 05, 2008

abso-fabu

Short for absolutely fabulous.

Girl, that dress looks abso-fabu on you!

by Natalie_12 March 06, 2006

abso-fuckin-awesome

A word to use when something is so awesome your brain starts to scramble random words together.

That video of Regina Spektor singing Fun Wearing Underwear is ABSO-FUCKIN-AWESOME!!!

by Keenemasterofswords October 29, 2010

Abso-fucking-lutely

When you are 100 percent, passionately certain about something.

"Do you wanna go to the strip, find some hookers and score some coke?"

" ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY !"

by Boobookittyfuck702 February 19, 2019

abso-skitzo

going absolutely mad, crazy, angry ... with or without reason!

My mum went abso-skitzo when I got back... even though I was only an hour late! She's such a psycho

by lulu2352 December 14, 2009

Abso

A short form for “absolutely” that has a powerful energy to it.

“Dina, you should abso do that!”

by deen November 18, 2021

abso-slut-ly

A portmanteau of absolutely and slut.

Judy: “The thing is, Alanis, it's Spring. That time of yea when I should be getting my Jude groove on. You know, lovin' and leavin', kissin' and quittin', first base and then get out of my face.”
Alanis: “I get it. You should be making out under the dock. Staying out until 10 o'clock.”
Judy: “Abso-slut-ly I should, but I am currently in a wasteland of no boy-related excitement.”

by natalie portmanteaux September 22, 2024