Absasmurfly

Absolutely, without a doubt, 100%

Bob: Hey so did you score at the bar last night?
Bill: Absasmurfly!

by Irish_Dude January 1, 2013

absosmurf

Short for "abso-smurfly" which is Smurf language for "absolutely".

"If there's one thing you can count on, it's change itself."

"Absosmurf."

by DKLONE1 October 21, 2009

Absessed

One who is obsessed with other peoples abs or with getting ripped in the midesection..

"Poor Ryan, so absessed with getting rid of that extra 200 lbs."

by Kratos3 September 15, 2009

absospankinlutely

1. A very emphatic agreement.

2. What you say to your dominatrix in response to every question.

Michelle: So do you wanna go to the firefighter party?

Marie: Absospankinlutely!

Dom: Do you like it when I whip you, bitch?

John: Absospankinlutely!

by macheira February 20, 2010

Absoslut

Bitches who get drunk off girly drinks.

Dude, just keep buying her mai tai's. Word is that she's a complete absoslut.

by vbolerdor December 27, 2011

absessive

To obsess to the point of absess or illness.

To worry about things not in your control and make yourself ill is clearly absessive behaviour.

by Joie D June 12, 2007

ABSS

Asian Blind Smiling Syndrome

When a person's smile is so big that their cheeks push up their lower eyelids and they can't see anymore.

Person 1: Dude, look at that guy. He just ran into tree and he's still laughing
Person 2: He must have ABSS.

by Snoops-A-Doops October 17, 2016