Definitions by Snoops-A-Doops

ABSS 

Asian Blind Smiling Syndrome

When a person's smile is so big that their cheeks push up their lower eyelids and they can't see anymore.

Person 1: Dude, look at that guy. He just ran into tree and he's still laughing
Person 2: He must have ABSS.

ABSS by Snoops-A-Doops October 17, 2016