A.B.S.

Ass Bleed Syndrome. It results from one of two conditions. One result is from defecating too big a turd. The other results when politicians and crooked salespeople try to ream you a new one.

"I'm really concerned that after the election, the banking system will be bailed out, and the taxpayers will end up with A.B.S."

by Deaf Drummer February 19, 2008

A.B.S

Ass, Boobs, and Skin. The three most important physical features of a female's body.
Ass=The joining of the legs at ones mid section creating a wide double cheeked rump for dudes to hover over.
Boobs=The female organs used to feed nursing infants and get a guy's atention.
Skin=The protective outer layer of the human body.

Guy:DUDE!!, did you see stacie's A.B.S?
Other Guy:Yeah, man her shit is tight!!

by Justin Niles May 27, 2005

a.b.s

After Beer Shit. The mighty beast that is produced the morning after a heavy night drinking. Usually offensive to all within a 5 mile radius.

Dude i just had my a.b.s, i'd give it five minutes if i were you!

by slaveboy August 21, 2006

a.b.s

Anorexic Beer Slut, super skinny girls always looking for free booze with which to intoxicate themselves to a terrible degree, bringing out the need for them to try to hook up with everything that's moving

'Dude Dan watch out for Anna, I hear she's a real a.b.s, don't let her near the brew and if she gets her hands on some run for cover.'

by Jared September 1, 2008

A.B.E

Arsehole of the British Empire
Arsehole equivalent of MBE, member of the British Empire

James Blunt should be awarded a A.B.E

by Kinpower April 7, 2010

A.B.S

An acronym meaning the Anti Bail Squad.
An association of friends determined to stop other friends they are with bailing and going to sleep. Often formed at festivals. The original ABS consisted of Jenny, Sarah, Doug and Kelly. Drugs are often involved.

"This is the A.B.S, get the fuck up NOW!"

by Jenny 32 January 2, 2009

Notorious A.B.E.

Mid-to-late 90s' spelling and pronunciation of Notorious Abe's name. This particular spelling and pronounciation went out of style when the real biggie was shot and died.

"Hahaha, I challenge the Notorious A.B.E. to a freestyle battle."

by Marcus Intalex May 16, 2003