(800)-588-2300

Empire! Today.

(800)-588-2300, Empire! Today.

by \(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)/ Lenny's Words April 10, 2019

800 Girlfriends

Especially "Hanging out with my 800 girlfriends", to watch porn.
Comes from the cable tv channels (the 800s are mainly pornography)

Guy one: "Hey dude let's go out!"
Guy two: "Naw, I'd rather spend the night with my 800 girlfriends"

by Teh Expert November 9, 2010

800 Ib gorilla

A drink served at the smoothie chain Robeks Juice. Although it is technically a "milkshake" the 800Ib gorilla is really just a whole tun of peanut butter mixed with protein powder. It has been described as both "delicious" as well as "repulsive." The drink is supposedly named because it contains 800 calories however it is common knowledge that it really depends on what size you buy.

Sahn you trying to finish this 800 Ib gorilla for me? It was delicious earlier but now it's repulsive

nah I'm not doing that to myself its not like I'm trying to get big

by #consumeradvice December 12, 2012

800 pound gaming pc

Portability is key

I brought my self an 800 pound gaming pc for maximum portability

by Rhysroo14 January 18, 2021

800-pound gorilla

a very strong and/or menacing entity or issue that is obvious but not dealt with

Abuse suffered in prison is an 800-pound gorilla that is undermining justice.

by The Return of Light Joker April 13, 2009

800-pound gorilla

The big, dominant factor regarding some topic.

“I can’t think of anybody who had more impact than Dr. Dobson,” on rousing evangelicals to the polls, Richard Viguerie, a GOP direct-mail guru, recently told U.S. News & World Report. “He was the 800-pound gorilla.”

by The Wu Factor November 16, 2005

800-588-2800

A phone number from an add that's a meme and a bunch of nostalgia

800-588-2800 empire today!

by Entity Aiden January 29, 2023