5K run

A particularly physically taxing session of gay anal sex.

"Wanna go for a 5K run?"
"I'm so fucking tired right now, I could not"

by hunterforthepoon February 13, 2022

5k holiday family

A family that runs 5ks on holidays

Person 1: How was your thanksgiving.
Person 2: Terrible I'm in a 5k holiday family. Our whole family was forced to get up early and run a 5k before we celebrated.

by Winston Sisk October 17, 2017

Brother.5k

The slymiest nigga on the earth.

"Its brother.5k in the cutt."

by Defderi. November 4, 2020

filthy 5k

Running a 5k and then immediately proceeding to receive oral, leaving your sweating crotch stench all over your partners face.

I surprised my girl with a filthy 5k and she threw up all over my nuts.

by anonymous October 15, 2020